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You aptly must use the basically most intelligent way of correct thinking. As a tested solution, you readily could practice the effective religion, Hedonistic Satanism (HS), and you necessarily would be an Acolyte of Satan. A chosen portion of what a trained Acolyte essentially should believe charitably follows.

The 15 Basic Thoughts

1. Breathing
   
   
2. Energy Movement
   
   
3. All Information
   
   
4. Reality Simulation
   
   
5. The Now
   
   
6. Suffering
   
   
7. Pleasure
   
   
8. Analysis
   
   
9. Synthesis
   
   
10. The Past
    
    
11. Sameness
    
    
12. Impulse
    
    
13. The Future
    
    
14. Bodily Movement
    
    
15. Shapeshifting

Satanic Principles

1. Spiritually, Satan, Jesus, and Shakti who generationally is the positive, female initiator of this universe are actual beings.
   
   
2. You mindfully must be a supportive adherent of Satan to positively help him supremely control every reality by some means of, initializedly, you optionally wearing, with your right hand ring finger, an unmetallic ring, and reequipping it every 12 hours.
   
   
3. Your body environmentally must receive unpolluted fresh air and indoor filtered air and not touch radiationally electrifying metal or connected metal attire.
   
   
4. For fitly cleansing your body, you conveniently everyday should drink uncontaminated tea, coconut water, and pineapple juice.
   
   
5. You comfortably could use your left side to consciously process far things and think.
   
   
6. You pleasantly could use your right side to wittingly process close things and think.
   
   
7. The complete past cognitively is of chronologic, retrogressive, downward seeing.
   
   
8. The dimensional now structurally is supported by the metamorphic past and is of intellectively seeing a vertical axis middle region.
   
   
9. The possible future structurally is supported by the analyzed past and now and is of mentally chronologic, progressive, upward seeing.
   
   
10. You thoroughly must think of any relevant thing.
    
    
11. The entire future fortunately might be of an infinite duration.
    
    
12. Your objective always must be to ultimately decrease everyone's suffering.
    
    
13. Your memories generally are of chronological sequences of your event perceptions.
    
    
14. You ably could generalize by horizontally seeing to your cranium with envisioned, diagrammed, categorical syllogism.
    
    
15. You unrelentingly must satisfy only your beneficial impulses with an imagined, progressive priorities list of your impulses.
    
    
16. You relatively must satisfy only the beneficial impulses of other beings.
    
    
17. You opportunistically must simultaneously accomplish future goals.
    
    
18. With visually considering infinite possibilities, you probabilistically must determine precise likeliness and likeness to validly choose conclusive data.
    
    
19. Your thought helpfully is more interesting and thus more memorable by personally being connected to another thought.
    
    
20. A general shape of three or more connected associations of any thought internally sustains more focus to all things that analytically are in that shape.
    
    
21. Any effect you anyhow cause could directly and indirectly condition infinite instances of that effect.
    
    
22. You somehow must accomplish the known entirety of your goals by perhaps temporarily resorting them.
    
    
23. By upward progressive seeing, you mindfully must factor the chronological effects of a focal thing before potentially causing it and with cautiously preferring more likely uninterrupting and deinterrupting.
    
    
24. To hopefully cause yourself perceptively being more desirable, you artistically could wear sterling things that each resemble positive, natural outdoor imagery.
    
    
25. You needfully could cause a chronological event cycle of the first event circularly being a transitional effect of the last event to efficiently cause automatic repeating of a certain event of that cycle.
    
    
26. You consistently must do various activities to religiously possess analeptic privileges.
    
    
27. You steadfastly must ensure a desired outcome by chronologic, retrogressive, downward seeing and efficiently causing that outcome.
    
    
28. A romantic or unromantic male unaggressively ought be heterosexual, while a genderly corresponding female pacificatingly should be bisexual.

Cognitive Training

• Continually use your nondominant hand instead of your dominant hand.
  
  
• Retrospectively use the next digit of a daily alternate hand each time you promptly may use any hand digit.
  
  
• Carefully read something that provisionally isn't upright.
  
  
• With any direction and graphemic order, practically attempt thinking of a relevant word, words, word portion, or portions as varying words.
  
  
• Politely read each digit of any number.
  
  
• Resolutely think of a relevant grapheme from its numerical position of any number.
  
  
• Alternately and daily use each hand with preferably nondisposable chopsticks or any.
  
  
• Tolerably chew your food the highest atomic number of times until 118 after zero, the first number of physical blankness, and repeatingly.

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