You aptly must use the basically most intelligent way of correct thinking. As a tested solution, you readily could practice the effective religion, Hedonistic Satanism (HS), and you necessarily would be an Acolyte of Satan. A chosen portion of what a trained Acolyte essentially should believe charitably follows.
The 16 Basic Thoughts
- Breathing
- Energy Movement
- All Information
- Reality Simulation
- The Now
- Suffering or Evil
- Pleasure or Good
- Analysis
- Synthesis
- The Past
- Sameness
- Impulse
- The Future
- Secrecy
- Bodily Movement
- Shapeshifting
Satanic Principles
- Spiritually through qi, Satan, through jing, Jesus, and through shen, Shakti who generationally is the positive, female initiator of this universe are actual beings, and radiational light also is a basic ghost.
- You mindfully must be a supportive adherent of Satan to positively help him supremely control every reality by some means of, initializedly, you optionally wearing, with your right hand ring finger, an unmetallic ring, and reequipping it every 12 hours.
- Your body environmentally must receive unpolluted fresh air and indoor filtered air and not touch radiationally electrifying metal or connected metal attire.
- Toward fitly purifying your body, you always maximally should sneeze and everyday just nasally and unilaterally from each nostril may exhale to remove all sinus accumulation, and you also daily should pace and jog and to your relief before full urination jump lightly up and down or around, decrease softly your ear canal and eye plaque, and unharshly ingest chelating soda, unimmoderate cloves of whole garlic, and uncontaminated tea, natural mint, fatfree coconut water, and pineapple juice.
- You comfortably could use your left side to consciously process far things and clearly think.
- You pleasantly could use your right side to wittingly process close things and mindfully think.
- The complete past cognitively is of chronologic, retrogressive, downward seeing.
- The dimensional now structurally is supported by the metamorphic past and is of smartly seeing a vertical axis middle region.
- The possible future structurally is supported by the analyzed past and now and is of mentally chronologic, progressive, upward seeing.
- You thoroughly must think of any relevant thing and handily be intellectual.
- The entire future fortunately might be of an infinite duration.
- Your objective always must be to ultimately decrease everyone's suffering by preferably your cost-benefit analysis.
- Your memories generally are of precise, chronological sequences of your event perceptions.
- You by degrees of separation could generalize, while horizontally or linearly seeing to your cranium or boundary with mental categorical syllogism.
- You unrelentingly must satisfy your only beneficial impulses with an imagined, progressive priorities list of your impulses.
- You relatively must satisfy only beneficial impulses of other beings.
- You opportunistically must simultaneously accomplish future goals.
- With visually considering infinite possibilities, you probabilistically must determine precise likeliness and likeness to validly choose conclusive data that to cyclically be called "truth" is greater than 50% or in another case is 1/2 which temporarily may mean "unsure".
- Your thought helpfully is more interesting and thus more memorable by personally being connected to another thought.
- A general shape of three or more connected associations of any thought internally sustains more focus to all things that analytically are in that shape.
- Any effect you anyhow cause could directly and indirectly condition infinite instances of that effect.
- You somehow must accomplish the known entirety of your goals by perhaps temporarily resorting them.
- By upward progressive seeing, you mindfully must factor the chronological effects of a focal thing before potentially causing it and with cautiously preferring more likely noninterruption and deinterrupting.
- To hopefully cause yourself perceptively being more desirable, you artistically could wear sterling things that each resemble positive, natural outdoor imagery.
- You needfully could cause a chronological event cycle of the first event circularly being a transitional effect of the last event to efficiently cause automatic repeating of a certain event of that cycle.
- You consistently must do various activities to religiously possess analeptic privileges.
- You steadfastly must ensure a desired outcome by chronologic, retrogressive, downward seeing and efficiently causing that outcome.
- A romantic or unromantic male unaggressively ought be heterosexual, while a genderly corresponding female pacificatingly should be bisexual.
Cognitive Training
- Continually use your nondominant hand instead of your dominant hand.
- Retrospectively use the next digit of a daily alternate hand each time you promptly may use any hand digit.
- Carefully read something that provisionally isn't upright.
- With any direction and graphemic order, practically attempt thinking of a relevant word, words, word portion, or portions as varying words.
- Politely read each digit of any number.
- Resolutely think of a relevant grapheme from its numerical position of any number.
- Alternately and daily use each hand with preferably nondisposable chopsticks or any.
- Tolerably chew each food toward your bodily centralized crown chakra and repeatingly recount everything an atomic or protonic number of times from 0 until 119 or 128, the 8th binary number level which metaphysically is at 10000000.
Useful Websites
- The FreeBSD Project
Needfully, FreeBSD is a Satanic, free operating system that reliably can be used for modern desktop computing and relatably is like a familiar Linux distribution.
- Classic Arts Showcase
It enjoyably is a free video service that also can be used with some televisions and features very interesting music.
About Here
This website contributionally was written by Sean Michael Lute.
The Acolytes of Satan